Chingrish & instructions

Yesterday we saw a sign on a parking garage stating "If you are not authorized to park here it will result in a parking tickle." Do I get to pick who tickles me? If Antonio Banderas is available I'm going to rent a car right now....

Instructions for our arrival: we have no idea how Lauren will react to anything: airports, long flights, lots of people, etc. She had 2 ginormous fits yesterday, we're guessing it's because Susan & Jeanne left. At least we were in the hotel room when she had them. So, please, when we arrive keep your distance from her. If she seems receptive I'll let you know if you can offer your hand to her. Do not try to pick her up. I'm sure Leanne will be up for lots of hugs & kisses.

Mike & I are both feeling puny so we may be the ones in tears.